Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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