am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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