I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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