There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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