rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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