He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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