Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
50% drunk capacity currently
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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