She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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