Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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