Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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