he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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