Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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