you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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