no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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