I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
