did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
