do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My feet surprised me
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