I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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