Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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