And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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