ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
