talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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