New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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