I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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