when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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