Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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