They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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