She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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