I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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