I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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