Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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