Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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