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Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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