and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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