just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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