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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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