fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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