I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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