Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's the barista slut.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
