But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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