So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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