Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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