you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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