wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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