i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's like iHOP with fire
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
