I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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