Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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