well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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