YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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