...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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