is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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