32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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